My sweetheart said; "Let me tell you what;"
"Write me a poem, or I'll kick your butt!"

So let me tell you now, that this girl is full of charm;
I'm NOT just saying that, for fear of bodily harm!
For the past few weeks, all of my needs she's attended;
I foresee no changes, once my bones have all mended!
No ones' to blame, sometimes these things just seem to happen;
But next time she's talking, I'll be DAMNED if I'm nappin'!
A certain cat, ("MOONBEAM"); Once tried to sever my head;
"Now Honey, look at the bright side; At least you're not dead!"
"See, she's just a kitten; It's not as though it were planned";
Well I'm taking no chances; I've got duct tape at hand!
Two or three times a day, I show my serious side;
Though when it comes to that cat, you know I've never lied!
I may kid around, but she knows I care how she feels;
How could I help but love her; She prepares all my meals!
I'd BETTER stop now, before I surely pay the price;
So please click on this spot, to read a poem that is NICE!Guy Patrick Drumm